spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

image

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

Whenever someone criticizes the amount of coffee I drink: