you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship: