patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

lexiesloan:

tv shows are fictional but the pain is real

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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