the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
having a really good joke but executing it poorly