deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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These are strange and angry times. Look for the good it is there hiding underneath the spoils.
― More here by Jan Hellriegel  (via lovequotesrus)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk